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Cyborg in Chief

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Thank you once again Mediaite
by Drew Grant | 11:49 am, February 28th, 2010
The White House released the official report of Barack Obama’s medical exam this morning, giving the president his first clean bill of health since he went into office. So what did we learn from our look inside the body of our leader today?
• He might be a cyborg. Who has 20/20 vision at age 48?
• He has no past surgical history. None. Whatsoever. Again, cyborg.
• His efforts to quit smoking continue with “a self-use” “nicotine replacement therapy.” Our cultural discouragement on smokers might actually hurt Obama’s ratings more than the fact that he may be a terminator from the future with no history of eyesight problems or any surgery.
• He takes medication for jet-lag/time-zone management. Well, no one’s perfect…we all need a Xanax once in awhile.
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He takes medication for jet-lag/time-zone management
That assumes he knows what time "zone" he is in at any given moment. Since he thinks there are 57 states, perhaps the other 7 'states' are drug induced and jet lag isn't the real reason they are required.
Or is that some thing SOS Clinton needs? Seems the SOS is the one putting on the frequent flier miles. What's BO's STORY?
If BO has 20/20 vision, they must be talking strickly about hind-sight, 'cause he so blind to what is going on around him most of the time, his "vision" is failing.
NewHampster, did you hear that Gates is changing it so that women can serve on subs? True. I asked a ex sub friend about it. He said, "I can see it on a boomer, but how are they going to get that done on a fast attack sub?
This guy, if I was of an age, would not mind being holed up on a sub for 6 months with some good female companionship.
Makes for better rummy games methinks.
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if they did a brain scan to see if he has one! Or is it really a well oiled piece of technology?